There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
The dead receive more flowers than the living, because remorse is stronger than gratitude
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Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
- no more anxiety
- clear skin